Messy Girlfriend vs. Clean Truck

A Modern Spat for the Fast Food Generation
Pulling out of the Starbucks drive-thru, she cleaned out the center console, pushed loose change aside, and moved the massive red purse to create some room for the venti schmenti foamy lattes. He tried to pay, drive away, and avoid the strategically placed trashcan in the road, as she tried to give him a bite of muffin. Most of the bite went straight to the floor. Oops? He groaned, and moaned, and started the usual rant: “I just got this thing cleaned” and “That’ll never come out.”

She said, “Well, would you rather have a messy truck and a girlfriend or a clean one with an empty passenger seat!? He said (hesitating!), “Good question.”

What would you pick?

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