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Ladies and Gentlemen: Prepare yourself to be amazed. We at Lebanon Ford have been given the amazing opportunity to preview a brand new, unreleased Ford vehicle. Until now, this vehicle has remained under close surveillance at Ford Headquarters, only to be seen by the highest-ranking employees of the company.

We decided that rather than keep this extraordinary vehicle all to ourselves, we’d go ahead and turn it over to the ZipSetGo GoGirls for week 4 of the Kick The Tires Series. Without further ado, we present to you…

The 2011 Ford Covert. (Pictured Above)

This state-of-the-art vehicle is undetectable to the naked eye. It runs off of depleted uranium shells, therefore requiring no gasoline. The same GE jet turbine engine found in the Abrahams Tank powers it. It has a class exclusive full size bathroom in the cabin. This vehicle literally has it all.

Well, that was fun. If you are extremely confused, allow us to help straighten things up. There obviously is no such thing as the 2011 Ford Covert. We have not received any special vehicles from Ford.

Due to the crisis in Japan, as well as a very high demand for new Ford vehicles, we were unable to provide the GoGirls with a new Ford vehicle to drive this week due to low inventory. Fear not my friends, we will do our best to bring a real vehicle next week. You can also still enter for a chance to win a$50 gas card.

This article is part of the Kick the Tires series. Enter for your chance to win a $50 gas card courtesy of Lebanon Ford. Click here to view Official Rules.

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