Lincoln MKS: Not Your Grandma’s Lincoln

We’ve Been Told One of our local Dayton Ford dealers dropped off the sassiest of the vehicles we have driven, the Lincoln MKS. It’s like having a baby around—one cry means hungry, two means diaper change. In this case, three beeps means “Put on your seatbelt, you stupid human!” and two beeps of a different […]

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There Are 409 reasons To Buy A Ford Taurus

Before progressing onward with yet another car, it is time to stop and reflect on the first few weeks of The Ford Project. Last week, leaving a seventh grade production of The Sound of Music in the Lakota District, I went out to my car. I pushed “unlock”, or so I thought. I actually pushed the […]

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Remember to Focus on What Matters in Life

Meet our smallest car yet, which we nicknamed the blue go-cart. Luckily Justin is on a golf trip in Tennessee this week, because it is doubtful that he’d fit in this vehicle. The Ford Focus is a spitfire of a car, hitting 40 MPH (the speed limit, of course) in just a few seconds flat […]

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Ford Flex: the Common Man’s Limo for Seven

The limo. The hearse. The Ford Flex. This strange, out of the box vehicle arrived at my house last week, and I couldn’t decide if I was at a funeral or a red carpet event. The sleek vehicle is a flattened SUV, an updated station wagon, and the classiest soccer mom “van” around. If only […]

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